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| Заглавие: Are You A Coffee Addict? Пон Апр 20, 2009 2:02 pm | |
| You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If...
* You sleep with your eyes open. * You have to watch videos in fast-forward. * The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. * The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. * The nurse needs a stop watch to take your pulse. * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. * You can jump-start your car without cables. * You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. * You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. * People get dizzy just watching you. * Instant coffee takes too long. * You channel-surf faster without a remote. * You short out motion detectors. * You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate. * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. * You answer the door before people knock. * Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. * You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack." * You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet. * When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop * You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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